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Post by zeRabbit on May 26, 2015 16:32:39 GMT
Inspiration by Miguel (good idea)
Basically put Chuck Norris jokes here
I start :
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Post by [AT/DC] Peroxydisulfuric Acid on May 26, 2015 18:23:59 GMT
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can cut a hot knife with butter.
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Post by Hydrochloric Acid on May 27, 2015 1:08:37 GMT
When Chuck Norris exhales, a tornado is made. Just remember there are only a few tornadoes a year
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Post by GeoGamerLP on May 27, 2015 21:01:48 GMT
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land ( ͡° ͜ ͡°)
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Post by P1kachu on May 28, 2015 11:31:30 GMT
Chuck Norris typed the 1000 lenny faces without using copy and paste ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Post by Hydrochloric Acid on May 30, 2015 9:44:22 GMT
Chuck Norris typed the 1000 lenny faces without using copy and paste ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With his eyes closed, without breathing, with his nipple while.being spun. |
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Post by P1kachu on May 30, 2015 10:38:29 GMT
Chuck Norris typed the 1000 lenny faces without using copy and paste ( ͡° ÍÊ Í¡Â°) With his eyes closed, without breathing, with his nipple while.being spun. In only 1 yoctosecond ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Post by 《§》carbonara <3〖ƧƐ〗 on May 30, 2015 11:00:57 GMT
What is gravity? its what makes earth attracted by Chuck Norris ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Post by P1kachu on May 30, 2015 11:04:38 GMT
Words can't describe Chuck Norris ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Post by zeRabbit on May 31, 2015 18:04:42 GMT
As kids look under they're bed if there are any ghosts, ghosts look under they're beds if there is Chuck Norris
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Post by P1kachu on Jun 1, 2015 12:53:15 GMT
Chuck Norris used speedhax to complete Silent Clubstep, He speedhaxed it to 3x speed. Twice.
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Post by zeRabbit on Jun 1, 2015 15:39:31 GMT
Chuck Norris was born in a house that he build ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Post by Miguel888 on Jun 1, 2015 16:51:07 GMT
Chuck Norris was born in a house that he build ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Chuck Norris didn't need to have a mother to be born ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2015 1:37:03 GMT
Chuck Norris was once banned on these forums, but we were so scared of his reaction that we lifted it 1 second later ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
But everyone else, even God, gets banned permanently for breaking rules ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Post by 《§》carbonara <3〖ƧƐ〗 on Jun 3, 2015 14:02:34 GMT
Chuck Norris can count to TREE(D5(99)) about Rayo(10100) times in a few picoseconds
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